This Is How My Day Usually Starts...

First of all, I usually confirm that there is a shampoo thief within our midst.  I went ahead and marked my shampoo bottle with eyeliner this morning instead of taking it out of the shower, just to prove to myself that I'm not being paranoid and the gays (yes, two gay guys) are abusing my shampoo! I'll have to check my bottle tomorrow to see if they touched it.

After showering, I read a tiny bit and then I get dressed.  After that, I take my laptop out of my room and settle in the living room.  So now I'm drinking tea and listening to one of the gay guys as he vacuums the hallway even though some people are still in bed.  What the FUCK is up with that? Also, the vacuum terrifies the dog.

Movin' on! While I drink tea, I fire up Skype to see if my glorious Norwegian is awake and eventually, when I remember, I turn on MSN to see if any of the relatives (mainly my twin sister) are around and need to tell me stuff.  This morning, apparently, there is a ridiculous amount of snow falling in our nation's capital (remember, I'm Canadian) and my twin sister (who will now be referred to as TwinSis) is anything but pleased by this.  The conversation went on as follows:

TwinSis: STFU NOOB!!!  And your shorts weather!!!  They're 15cm of snow fallen on the ground since this morning!  And I must TRUDGE in it!! TRUDGE!!!!!!  *bristles*


Me: =3  If it'll make you feel better, I wouldn't wear shorts in our weather here.  Short sleeves for sure, though.

TwinSis: Also: Snow is to public servants as sunlight is to non-Twilight vampires!

Me: How so?

TwinSis: We're scared of it.  When it snows, we hole up in our little offices, and don't venutre out for lunch, or coffee, or what have you.

Me: XD!!!  That's fucking hilarious.



TwinSis: You think so?  I personally think I need to lay off the meds...

Me:  Can I put this conversation on my blog?

TwinSis: You sure can, just hide my name, if possible.

Me: Of course!

TwinSis: You may also add this:  That's why we were able to go out to lunch at the pub today.  All the other PS workers had scarpered off to their safe little holes, and The Oak was empty!


I have no idea what The Oak is but I'm sure I'll find out soon, since I'll be heading over to see her in a few weeks.  Other than that, my glorious Norwegian doesn't seem to be up yet, so now I need to flail around and figure out how to occupy the rest of my morning.  Thankfully, it's 11:02 AM right now, so I can occupy myself by trying to decide what to have for lunch in an hour or so.

Then there will be more flailing around and, eventually, I'll probably just settle on flailing around on World of Warcraft, staring sadly at my guild reputation and wishing for it to be Exalted suddenly and magically, because I want that damned Dark Phoenix mount.

Just wait, phoenix.  One day, you will be mine.  I WILL HAVE YOU!

Oh, and before she brings it up...Amber, I don't plan on causing drama when I do manage to get proof that the gays are using my shampoo.  I just want the satisfaction of catching them in the act.  Chill!

BUA HA HAAA!!!

UPDATE: TwinSis read this and then the following conversation also took place.

TwinSis:  O_O  I wrote "there" wrong...

Me: Yes, you did.

TwinSis:  ...edeet and feex?

Me:  NOES! Your typo must be seen by ALL!

TwinSis:  But...  my failures....

Me:  SEEN.  BY.  ALL.

TwinSis:  ...failures....

Me:  And now Amber has seen it too.

TwinSis:  *whimper*

Me:  *adds this part of the convo to her blog*

TwinSis:  X3


That is all.